Current Annoyances

[Dalty]

Even if they are powered purely by scotch?

[Space Tycoon]

Shouldn't everything be?

[Dalty]

You have a point!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

And, just like that, Dalty's opinion of Scotland reverses itself.

[Space Tycoon]

If only we could do the same for Ireland and France.

[Dalty]

I have no problem with Scotland, just the ScotNats.

[Dalty]

Just to show I care..... Scotland are in the group with the USA. I will be cheering for the USA.

[Space Tycoon]

I've heard you refer to them pejoratively as "the sweaters." Is that a common slang word for Scots? I Googled it and didn't really find much..

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

The sweaters? They must wear on him.

[Dalty]

The Sweaties. It's from Cockney Rhyming Slang.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

No one can resist Schweddy's balls.

[Dalty]

Windows 10 is OK - but MS Edge us a fucking slow travesty.

[Space Tycoon]

Those super spicy nachoes I had last night. They burned going in, and now they're burning coming out.

[Dalty]

Ass like the Japanese flag?

Toilet paper in the fridge time.

[Space Tycoon]

I hadn't thought of that. Tub full of icewater works as well.

Ah well, every so often I need to experience something like this to remind me to stay out of prison.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I guess this is where my below-the-waste nerve damage comes in handy. I've never experienced this burning-coming-out phenomenon where the excretion of capsaicin, allyl isothiocyanate, and allicin is concerned. I sometimes get sick to my stomach if I eat more than a quarter of an uncooked onion by itself, but that's about it.

[Space Tycoon]

You are indeed fortunate in that respect.

[Space Tycoon]

Sick to my stomach is what I get when I consume large amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach. Happens more often than I would care to admit.

[Dalty]

Red wine makes strange things happen deep, deep inside me.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Does it make you feel so fine? Does it keep you rockin' all of the time?

[Dalty]

Fine feelings and rocking do get involved, yes.

[neglet]

Stay close to me, red red wine.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I felt dirty going with lyrics specific to the UB40 cover (specific, specifically, to the worst part of the UB40 cover), but there's something already dirty, in general, about Neil Diamond songs.

[Mal Shot First]

Dirty Diamond™.

[Mal Shot First]

I'm talking about Dustin, of course.