Huffy Flounce

We're talking [D/d]iamonds in two different threads.

Well, I am.

Neil Diamond, dirty? But he has that tender song, Sweet Caroline (bum bum buhhh) ... inspired by Caroline Kennedy ... when she was only four.

Current use of the word "literally".

But only in the figurative sense, of course.

I made the mistake of feeding a couple of pigeons at the subway station. Now they think I'm their personal waiter.

Crazy pigeon guy!!!

The male equivalent of Crazy Cat lady!

We knew it would come to this eventually.

We have a crazy cat lady here already. Unlucky for you, she's already married.

There is no justice.

Wait until next summer. There'll apparently be a whole goddam Dawn of it.

That could have been this year, but, well...

Yeah, but new Bond followed by Star Wars!!!!!!!

Dalty wrote:We have a crazy cat lady here already. Unlucky for you, she's already married.

I am no longer the crazy cat lady in my family. My cousin, who already had four cats roaming her farm, had a pregnant stray show up. Cat had six kittens, and because she only found takers for three of them, she's keeping the rest and mom.

Of course, I type this wearing my "kraken kitten" shirt: http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Krak ... B00P9X39I8

Hahahahaha - "There can be only one" crazy cat lady??

Constant passive aggressive Facebook ragers. Always seem to be the same three women in my feed for some reason, who just seem to take to Facebook at the end of every day and outline exactly what has enraged them during the day rather than do something to deal with the source of that rage at the time it happened, or just learn to chill the fuck out.

I realise I have just done exactly what annoyed me.

You have become the VERY THING you denounced.

Socialism?

Maybe...

"Are you now, or have you ever been..."

A Nazi spy?

Maybe you're a commie spy masquerading as a Nazi spy masquerading as a patriotic Brit working in the financial sector. Oh, the lies within lies....

According to Putin, he's a fake conservative:

I'm sure Canada occupies a special place in Putin's wrath. What with the whole Arctic thing.

But hey, I'm sure Emperor--or should I say, Philosopher King--Justinian II will put Vlad in his place after he "tells him off."

We shall see.

He will be referred to in the Kremiln as a useful idiot.