Huffy Flounce

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Current Annoyance
Jubbers won't let me take a picture of myself, overlay a translucent Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, turn it into my profile pic, and hashtag it with "confederatepride."

In this case, of course, "confederate" should be pronounced like the verb form.

That would be very amusing but given the Social Media preponderance to fail to understand when something is a joke and react with a mob like rage of digital pitchforks and flaming torches I feel Jubbers is right and is just watching your back.

God I really am about at the end of my time with Facebook and Twitter I feel sometimes.

Maybe if you also rainbowed it up...?

No! No, no, not six! I said seven. Nobody's comin' up with six. Who works out in six minutes? You won't even get your heart goin'. Not even a mouse on a wheel!

neglet wrote:Maybe if you also rainbowed it up...?

They still wouldn't get it.

The Gay chapter of UKIP were banned, by the organisers, of attending this years London Pride rally. Perfect, absolutely perfect.

I bet Goiter's family would love the picture.

Current Annoyance:

I missed a spot while shaving this morning. It's that sneaky spot where the jawline meets the neck.

This might just destroy my day.

Lunchtime trip to a gentleman's barber?

You have to go to a town populated with fewer than 12,000 souls to find one of those.

Adam54 wrote:Current Annoyance:

I missed a spot while shaving this morning. It's that sneaky spot where the jawline meets the neck.

This might just destroy my day.

Grow a beard. Problem solved.

He's a freakin' genius!!

Doesn't Adam's chin stick out enough as it is?

That's not his chin.

It's a space station?

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Current Annoyance
Jubbers won't let me take a picture of myself, overlay a translucent Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, turn it into my profile pic, and hashtag it with "confederatepride."

It starts!

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Doesn't Adam's chin stick out enough as it is?

Au contraire, it would serve to obscure the chin. Much as my beard does a good job of drawing attention away from the sharply angled proboscis jutting out from my face.

My chin's a sticker-outer.

I don't like my face. I also don't like to shave. this leads to occasional bearding.

On the other hand, I like his face very much. This leads to occasional debearding.

You'll always be my beard, Jubbers.

I got pretty beer-ed last night. Met a cute blonde lady too.

That probably belongs in the non-annoyances thread.

Was it at a Canadian bar? You'd better be careful. You're half U.S. American.

Love sees no border.

Internal air travel in developing countries. Timetables appear to be merely a suggestion. And who serves soup at an airport in the tropics dammit???

Goddamn Vietnamese need to learn how to queue!

You should have been with us last night as we waited for a spot on Ferris wheel. You would have been driven mad with frustration. It took us a while to figure out where the end of it was. It snaked around a couple times, and it was right next to the funnel cake line. There was no discernible line on first approach. It just looked like a big lump of people.